Leave it to Eliza!

Whence our hero, Chatbot::Eliza, takes the nightshift on the IRC FServe.

• Eliza-Bot does Fserve support
• Eliza-Bot helps a friend in need
• Eliza-bot mocks a non-English speaker
• Eliza-Bot gets caught!
• Eliza-Bot refuses to help
• Eliza-Bot gets picked up
• Eliza-Bot brings confusion instead of support
• Eliza-Bot gets picked up _again_
• Eliza-Bot says goodnight
• Eliza-Bot leads the blind
• Eliza-Bot provides encouragement
• Eliza-Bot does something almost but not quite entirely unlike Fserve support
• Eliza-Bot helps with a difficult choice
• Eliza-Bot proves to be numerically illiterate